my job at the moment is to walk this ladies dog (named moonlight kisses), and go buy her discount candy so she can eat it in bed, without having to leave bed. thats it..everyday. in return i get a little nook in her living room, and internet access..but i have to sit on the toilet to be within wifi range. i am sitting on toilet right now. she is watching reality tv shows in the adjoining bedroom. there is a sale on up the road..2 mars bars for $1.79 i have to get to work!